So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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