I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
