I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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