OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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