There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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