the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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