Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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