Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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