I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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