I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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