i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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