Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I have fence marks all over my body
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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