question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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