please come you make the beer taste better
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
