we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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