u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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