Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Welp...herpes.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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