she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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