Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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