Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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