well you can't waste a boner
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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