That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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