at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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