dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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