Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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