definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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