how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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