New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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