Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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