yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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