just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
worst night to have a conscience
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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