When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
