Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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