Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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