is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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