at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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