found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Damn victory sex feels great
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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