There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You pole danced in your parka.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I currently don't understand fingers.
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