Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i believe in u and ur pee
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
