I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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