I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize
