I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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