Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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