Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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