Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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