if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
