I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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