So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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