in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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