Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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