Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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