I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
More tranny stories later!
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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