So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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