I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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